face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

wife face

The opposite of a whore face.

I could never cum on her face, because she will be/is the mother of my children. She has a wife face

When I fuck her it's not like porn. She doesn't make that slack jawed whore face. She has a wife face

by NotoriousJoyous February 15, 2014

Chitty-faced

an old swear word used for a baby faced fag

Man jake is so chitty-faced he probably cant even get beer.

by john6766 August 29, 2014

Fromunda Face

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.

Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face

by piano November 13, 2014

Extra face

Someone who be makin faces while you're tryin to tell me a story

Tyrice: Yoo me and Sam got back together.
Willson: * makes constipated face * really tho.
Tyrice: Yeah son. So yesterday me and her was talkin....
Willson: * makes an overly surprised face * wow.
Tyrice: * makes confused face* umm tmyeah. So any ways she came up to me and...
Willson: * makes a face like he just got punched in the gut* oh damn then wha...
Tyrice: * cuts off Willson* STOP MAKIN THEM DAMN FACES YOU DAMN EXTRA FACE!

by KayIsJustAPhase January 7, 2015

Bourbon Faced

A state of being drunk or "shit faced" but on the famous Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Possibly due to the consumption of too many Hand Grenades during Mardi Gras. Derived from the slogan "I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street"

I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street
Anna got bourbon faced from one Hurricane and a Hand Grenade LOL

by Jardom February 28, 2015

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015