Beast Hold

That nappy-headed feeling you get from smokin' good beasters.

I was about to mail the rent check but I've been stuck in a beast hold.

by Sum Hai Guy October 21, 2010

beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.

Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.

by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012

Beast

Jerking off and finishing the entire Dark Souls trilogy before reaching an orgasm, with only one hand on the controller

Oh man, I'm trying to be a beast, but I keep cummin and dyin!

by Wjen swkheb June 13, 2018

Fist of the Beast King

A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.

"Fist of the Beast King..." Andrew muttered under his breath, before punching Maggie's vagina.

by GaryOak555 December 19, 2015

beast

unusually good or amazing

Aw that was such a beast grilled cheese sandwich. Can I have another?

by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023

The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces

Kamo is the real beast fr

by The big slime June 16, 2023

tay beast mode

the mother fuckin goat and beast at comps

look at tay beast mode, they got 50 in snake before everyone

by tayslays September 27, 2021