Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Sprinkle Bread OnYo Head

See: Sprinkle Bread On Your Head

To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.

Yo imma sprinkle bread onyo head if you talk to the cops.

by SBOYH123 September 1, 2011

Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

Sprinkle Bread On Your Head

To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.

Yo imma sprinkle bread on your head if you talk to the cops.

by SBOYH1234 January 6, 2009

bread is better than butter

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me

person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020

pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

by potaytose November 17, 2022

Project hyper bread

Where the only reason to live is to earn money. The main goal of your life is to get rich or die trying. There are two rules for the PHB : you need to work 24/7 and youre not aloud to eat.

Men I just started PHB (Project Hyper bread) 2 days ago I am starving since then and the only moment I stopped working was for a pi break.

by Totote October 18, 2008