While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!
by ACE666 January 11, 2009
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person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
by zenmonk November 17, 2005
Get the clockwork ninja mug.When someone leaves a party or a group hangout without saying anything. Most of the times they leave without you even knowing.
by KryZox October 30, 2019
Get the Ninja Vanish mug.I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.
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by FairyTayl October 14, 2010
Get the ninja delete mug.A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..
by Double_Worded_Fairy May 30, 2023
Get the Ninjas🥷 mug.It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011
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