Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 24, 2009

Zalgo Text Generator

Some fucking translator which makes 5year old look like a hacker

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OMG HACKER
no dickhead its Zalgo Text Generator

by BottomDop February 19, 2022

Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 14, 2013

Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.

Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*

by IHitTheCornersOfRoundTables. July 16, 2010

text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game

example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header

by FahKnee June 01, 2019

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 06, 2010

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 06, 2010