Super Straight

a transphobe who wants to be in the lgbtq+ community

''yeah im super straight''
''go kys''

by sadadadadadad August 23, 2022

Super Straight

The term ‘Super Straight’ means trans men who like to lick gay guys toes they hate women and only like men sexually.

“I hear Jake and Jayden getting it on next door”
“Ah they might be Super Straight”

by Hisokasacecard March 7, 2021

Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)

Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.

by canny conservative March 11, 2021

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

Super Straight

Transphobia but trying to be unique

SS Person: "I'm ready to come out...I'm super straight"
Logical & Smart Person: "Say that again but without the figurative language"

by Phoenix Is Tired May 20, 2022

Super Straight

A "sexuality" incels came up with to be transphobic under the guise of a preference and trolling the lgbt+ community

Boy: I don't date trannies, I'm super straight

Girl: You made a flag with the pornhub logo, you're a super virgin

by WitchyWamen March 13, 2021

straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011