Zalgo Text Generator

Some fucking translator which makes 5year old look like a hacker
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by BottomDop February 19, 2022
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text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson March 01, 2015
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text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game
example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header
by FahKnee June 01, 2019
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Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.
Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
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Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.
My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off
by Sinolop April 14, 2013
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text lids

When you look in another car and you can only see the other person's eye lids because they are staring in their lap texting on their phone.
Dude 1: wtf is this crazy lady doing
Dude 2: yea I see text lids, that explains a lot
by Almighty Sandwich September 16, 2009
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twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.
Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.
by J. Vinnie Cologne February 06, 2010
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