ma theory

A joke to use on your friends.

Daniel do you know the “Ma Theory”
No I don’t what’s the “Ma theory john”
John- Ma balls

by WhosZoom August 31, 2022

The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.

Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!

by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022

Reversibility Theory

Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!

*Random banging and clattering*

Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”

Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”

Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”

Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”

Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”

Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”

Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”

Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam December 1, 2022

kleinian theory

to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward

this is not meant as an insult!

"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"

by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022

Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down

Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!

by CusinFurry September 14, 2022

Marshall's Theory

The width of an individual female breast defined as the circumference of their arm times by 1.5

Friend: Using Marshall's Theory, those knockers are around 17cm each

Friend 2: Dang bro, How'd you figure?

by ThunderSh0w3r September 17, 2022

Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.

Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.

by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022