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Filthy Ninja

While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!
I pulled a Filthy Ninja on my girl last night and the room still smells like sulphur.
by ACE666 January 11, 2009
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clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.
person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."
by zenmonk November 17, 2005
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Ninja Duece

Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.
"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."
by Goat41 July 12, 2009
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Ninja Quad

Ninja Quad is used in the Real-Time Strategy game Company of Heroes. Using a upgraded Allies Half-Track to a Quad .50cal Gun. This is a four barrel .50 caliber guns mounted on the Half-Track.

After a Axis player takes out your favoutite unit with either a mortor crew or a PAK Anti-Tank Gun, you would send your Half-Track Quad behind the Axis player's weapon and flank them. This is called Ninja Quad
Noob: LOL, I killed your Tank with a PAK Anti-Tank Gun!
Jeff: What's that behind your Anti-Tank gun?
Noob: OMGZ! You killed my PAK Anti-tank gun with a quad!
Jeff: LOL, Ninja Quad FTW!!
by 0Goldeneye0 May 22, 2009
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ninja delete

To delete a comment, message, or post shortly after entering it, hoping no one will see it.
I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.

or

Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.
by FairyTayl October 14, 2010
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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