Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

cuddle surfing

Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.

Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'

by Zhiyong Gao January 14, 2020

alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.

Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.

by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020

Skin Surfing

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.

Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"

by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020

Music surfing

When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.

" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.

by SweatySpaghetti April 15, 2020

A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020