suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win

I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide

by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023

Suicide

The end to all pain in life.

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.

by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

by ice-man2 January 5, 2024

Suicide

Something caused by playing War Thunder

"Hey, I see you are playing War Thunder."
"Yes, I am. And I want to commit suicide."

by Qbinho April 5, 2023

Suicide Shot

When you’re at party with various alcohols, you pour a mixture of all drinks into a shot glass and take it.

Vicky: I want another shot
Grave: what do you want?
Vicky: I don’t care, just give me a shot
Grave: you got it, here
Sara: umm what’s that?
Grave: a mixture of Jim beam, Jack daniels and absinthe; I call it the suicide shot.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS April 20, 2023

Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023