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The Spoons Years 

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
The Spoons Years by Moose1184 October 28, 2018
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soonishly 

(adv) presently, soon, in an indefinite amount of time, but not long
"I'll be over soonishly. Just gotta wax the cat and polish the dog"
soonishly by Summersnake September 26, 2013
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The passage of time between soon and eternity.
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Ozzy: I’ll be there soonity
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A sailing ship
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A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
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sabrina soon

never actually soon usually a long period of time
Hey did you hear that Singular Act 2 is coming out soon? soon or Sabrina soon?
sabrina soon by Rowbrina_luv March 25, 2019

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think) 

a bandori tiktok creator who post edits, jokes, and i don’t know the rest.
“oh himariueharas tagged me in the 80th post today”

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)- noun i think.