Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian July 1, 2011

Speeddude

A person who talks way to much, and does not know when to stop.

A person who is very quick.

That guy is such a speeddude, he never shuts up.

by Jonny Nobody October 29, 2011

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011

speedmonkey

Drug dealer

I know a good speedmonkey; he deals cocaine, weed and other illegal drugs.

by Galapagos Gary June 17, 2012