DANIEL SIMP

Not really a simp but a very great guy to be around and hang out with and has a job so he can take care of you Hit him up instagram @Bwoccoli

DANIEL SIMP

means very great person

by NSA Snipz February 11, 2020

General of Simps

Brandon christopher Lane.

Boy 1. “did you hear about the General of simps?”
Boy 2. “Oh, you mean brandon christopher lane?”
Boy 1. “Of course, he’s the one and only.”

by fatghostlesbian February 18, 2020

Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you

“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”

by WaflMoves March 11, 2020

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 21, 2020

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020