A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Suicide

The act of taking one's own life, or in other words killing oneself. This is often caused by severe depression or other mental illnesses. Unfortunately, suicide is at an all-time high among teenagers, and many have attempted the act, most of them succeeding. Although it is highly discouraged, the sad truth is that many are unable to reason with those that contemplate said act.

Many people have gone through this, and you are not alone. Please, please do whatever you can to reach out to any kind of professional help. If you can't speak to a professional for whatever reason need be, please contact the folks at Samaritans.org whom are a charity about suicide prevention. You can call, text, or email them, and an unpaid volunteer is ready to talk and listen. Just in case, please distance yourself from anything you could potentially use to harm yourself. You can get through this, you just have to keep going. Don't give up. You got this.

by Exar_ May 1, 2023

Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.

So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.

by Comadog November 12, 2015

economic suicide

A term that means when a government bans and prohibits a certain product or service from a multibillion dollar company that costs a lot of money in revenue and causes harm to the economy.

The United States committed economic suicide by banning an app that was worth over $1 billion in revenue.

by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022

suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .

dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....

by atsushi lover October 13, 2021

Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage

I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family

by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017