snake drainer

Someone who drains a male genitalia.

That girl over there is my snake drainer.

by Daddy Tyrone July 26, 2018

rump snake

Flatulence released by the sound of a long hiss.

Ooops sorry that was my rump snake.

by jdp May 22, 2006

Chicken snake

A black dick.

Damn she's fine! Forget it, she only likes chicken snake!

by Rainer2015 April 26, 2016

snake whore

A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.

Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.

by F******ingshit May 7, 2018

The Dirty Snake

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.

"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .

When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'

by MikeEcho June 6, 2018