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Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
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robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.
It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.
by Astro313 December 16, 2022
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Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.
Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.
by Lord fard December 17, 2022
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Robert

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.
by Zedslo December 22, 2022
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Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina
Robert won't play golf with Ryan
by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022
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Robert batts

Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
by Hesofine12 November 20, 2023
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Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023
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