Robert

Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german

Robert is a cool guy

by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021

Carmanie and Robert

This is the dream couple , they will love each other forever , they met in high school and were together since then , they will grow up and have 2 little cute boys .

I want to be like Carmanie and Robert

by Handy right June 22, 2018

Robert

A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3

Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night
Person 2: That happened to me to

by Cheese Balls 22 August 2, 2022

robert powell

a human who looks like freaking jesus but HE IS NOT

person1: hey who is that dude who looks like jesus?
person2: robert powell

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Robert Salvester Kelly

Free Him He ain't do nothing wrong

Ay free Robert Salvester kelly

by Free r kelly January 21, 2022

robert

robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.

robert is a very nice person

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020