Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.

I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.

by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011

purty

when you’re pretty but they just say it bc they’re pussys and don’t wanna “simp”

Ooo look she’s purty!

ahah bro don’t you mean pretty?
no bro i menat purty ion wanna simp

by fuckinurdad24/7 May 27, 2021

pottytunity

offering your baby the chance to use the potty.

When talking about when to take a baby to the potty, EC'ers will often use the term: "pottytunity." A "pottytunity" refers to any opportunity to potty the baby - this could be during a diaper change, after a nap, before a bath, before getting in a car seat, stroller, or sling, or when arriving at a new location. Especially for part-time EC'ers, these pottytunities are great times to potty your baby and have a high likelihood of a "catch.

by Elizabeth S. August 28, 2007

petty coo

A smooth mispronunciation of pretty cool.

Johny, "Those new shoes are petty coo."
Shakira, "wow, you're smooth, lets have sex."

by Andrew Cieghech October 19, 2007

Petty

When someone acts like a bitch and/or stickup in a group chat

Person 1: Damn Malerie and David are being so petty
Person 2: Wtf, why are they acting like that

by Rickbrazilian March 16, 2017

crusty potty sniffer

a person who sniffs a dirty toilet

Joel is a crusty potty sniffer

by JPCPS October 18, 2008

Krabby Patty

A sexual act where someone with male genetalia places their winkle between the breasts of a woman's breasts. A special use is when the head of the male genetalia is in the woman's mouth. This is called Eating a Krabby Patty.

I'm hungry how about a Krabby Patty

by Sorakh3 December 13, 2015