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Lycra Pimp

Those cyclist or outdooor types who think weraing lycra is good thing to do.

and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!

After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.

Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)
DudeA: I think I'll go for a nice stroll...
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!



DudeA: oh, you're SO right....
by GuyFlash June 17, 2005
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pimp juice

originating somewhere in the ghetto, Pimp Juice is what a female gets on her after she "shizzles" his "nizzle".
After about three seconds into it the gangstas pimp juice was all up in her grill.
by Harry Pairatestes May 13, 2005
mugGet the pimp juicemug.

pimp juice

the semen of a pimp that a hoe eats
The other day i gave nichole some of my pimp juice.
by Trey Hayward 1-620-778-1931 December 28, 2005
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Barnyard Pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a member of the Louisville, KY based kick ass rock band of the same name.
Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.
by Barnyard Pimp October 16, 2021
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Pimp Magic

When a you work your game on a sexual prospect.
"Last night at the club I worked some pimp magic on this sexy lady and I ended up bringin' her back to my place and we made sweet love."
by Space Wrangler October 12, 2009
mugGet the Pimp Magicmug.

Science Pimp

A person w/ the greatest of knowledge. One who has the luxury of needing NO religion to explain questions to which he/she already knows the answer. A member of the Illuminati. A religion HATER.
Man I hate that Trever dude, he's such a science pimp!
Damn science pimps say religion is detrimental to the progress of humanity.
by The Professor420 July 5, 2011
mugGet the Science Pimpmug.

pimp nougat

Pronounced "noo-gaht"

1.The little cylindrical meaty thing in "Kirby 64 The Crystal Shards".
2.Anything cool. Usually pertaining to a video game.
"That boomstick is sooooo pimp nougat!"
by Willbur February 19, 2006
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