r-wood

slang term for Ridgewood, usually begins with the phrase, "hood called r-wood".

We da bitches from r-wood, yo.

by kellah April 4, 2005

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

Custom wood burning

Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!

I ordered i custom wood burned piece by custom wood burning yesterday!

by KFC raid June 22, 2021

Tiger Woods effect

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.

Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."

by stevo supremo August 22, 2011

Morning Wood Fairy

It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.

When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.

by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016

Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.

That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!

by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004