Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.
by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
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by motorjack November 3, 2022
