whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

Kitten fight

A fight between 2 or more pre teens or teens. Sometimes may be use for young adults (aka 20s).

The teacher broke up a kitten fight.

by 459395 November 24, 2023

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared

Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight

by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

Fight for the fumble

while catching your homie lacking. Mutiple people proceed to double team or triple team your homie and grab his meat simultaneously to get their get back.

While John is chilling Patrick, devonte and Freddie decide to hit the fight for the fumble to get their getback after John was talking shit

by John sabala June 23, 2025

Drunken Bar Fight

A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast

I wish I was inmortal like the npcs in drunken bar fight.

by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022