Diamonds to the face

A way of saying I told you so

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Skank face

The face a girl makes when you ask what her name is mid-coitus.

A: I was banging this broad and didn't know her name, so I asked her while we were fucking and all she did was give me a weird look.
B: Yeah, that was the skank face.

by ImPulse618 January 25, 2012

Face Fedora

an e-cigarette

Look that that douche with his face fedora, why not just smoke a real one like an adult.

by Canonical douche October 4, 2016

Chilling Face

Relaxing so hard that you can’t feel your face anymore

After Coachella I was chilling face for over a week to recover

by shake n bake that just happend March 13, 2020

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

boomerang face

a girl that loves giving head. always coming back for more

michael: i came all over her and ten minutes later she wanted to blow me again!
john: yeah i know, she's got a boomerang face.

by e d i c i u s August 7, 2005