Ninja Cow

An asshole and bastard. Many have tried to combine the two and create the "Basshole", but that is simply silly.

You are such a Ninja Cow, Nova!

by Ninja Cow June 20, 2004

Sneaky Ninja

A Sneaky Ninja is the act of defecating on an unaware preferably sleeping being. Anywhere on the abdomen, genitals, or face are perfect spots to secrete your waste on the unsuspecting victim. Sneaky Ninja’s are usually used as a form of revenge, although some find it rather arousing. It is best to perform a Sneaky Ninja after a hot Mexican meal, or a large dinner.

Thanksgiving can be the ideal day to perform a Sneaky Ninja; most people consume quite a large portion of food on this day, resulting in extra fecal production. Turkey also has an astounding effect to make people extra tired and fall into a deeper sleep. Both of these aspects together results in a rather satisfying Sneaky Ninja.

Some have been known to perform a Sneaky Ninja on homeless people when they can not find a public restroom fast enough. This is what we call a “Dire Sneaky Ninja” because the producer is in dire need for the relief of bowel movements. So much so that they needed to lay waste on the unsuspecting homeless.

All in all most find shittin’ on a bitch, whether for pleasure or pain, is truly a satisfying experience.

"Yeah I woke up with shit on my chest today. Turns out Jennifer Sneaky Ninjaed me for losing her CD!"

"After losing that card game and not paying up we Sneaky Ninja'd that bastard!"

"Damn! I gotta wash these sheets, that was potent Sneaky Ninja!"

"Shit! There are no bath rooms around! Oh thank god there is a hobo for me to Sneaky Ninja on."

"Yeah I was just sleepin' on the street and some little punk took a dump on my face! I heard it's called a Dire Sneaky Ninja"

"Hey isn't that Mike!? Let's Sneaky Ninja him for stealing Melissa from me!"

by Dr. Daniel O. and Dr. Steven F. July 24, 2008

Filthy Ninja

While fucking your girl, quickly put it in her ass and get in a couple of good bangs. When she turns around to say "What the FUCK!" - drop a smoke bomb and get the fuck out of Dodge!

I pulled a Filthy Ninja on my girl last night and the room still smells like sulphur.

by ACE666 January 11, 2009

clockwork ninja

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.

person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"
person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."

by zenmonk November 17, 2005

Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

ninja delete

To delete a comment, message, or post shortly after entering it, hoping no one will see it.

I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.

or

Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.

by FairyTayl October 14, 2010

Ninja Duece

Preparing to do something when you suddenly have to take a dump.

"Man, i was about to play some CoD4 when a ninja duece popped up."

by Goat41 July 12, 2009