A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
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person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021
Get the mike tyson mug.An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.
Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
by Mike Young November 1, 2007
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classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
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Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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by Semaus McTiernan August 12, 2006
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