THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
Get the mike jasonmug. A man or boy normally 5'7 in height, Scorpio, brown hair brown eyes mostly nice, funny, always there never cheated in his life never would. most caring soul in the world . loves hugs , had a history of leukemia (blood Cancer) on his spinal cord, his father left for the military came home never visited has had 4 wives. (the father not mike) Mike lives with his mother his step dad his 2 sisters and his cousin.
goes to Lumberton HS TX
goes to Lumberton HS TX
by humber fumperdink March 5, 2019
Get the Mike Juneaumug. An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.
Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
by Mike Young November 1, 2007
Get the irish mikemug. by Anonymous April 30, 2003
Get the mike shinotamug. teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
Get the Mike hawkmug. Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
by SMiek April 22, 2006
Get the mike pattonmug. Mike Shinoda leaves his past lives behind when he promised to pick you up in this one. Mike Shinoda is a cheater. God isn't too happy with him.
by brazenentity August 3, 2008
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