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Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.
Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross
by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021
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Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills
YOU ARE A MATTHEW!
by anonymous August 9, 2024
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
by CrashP January 15, 2024
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Matthew-Remillard

That L.E.D t.v. is totally matthew-remillard!
by rocker-dude April 29, 2011
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Matthew

HE is such a Matthew
by Kevin :3 April 7, 2024
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