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matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs
Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend
by jcv2001 July 28, 2019
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Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Will have the best relationships with someone named Sarah, Courtney or Bri/Bree.
Oh look Matthew is looking very handsome!
by Asheritu November 6, 2019
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Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it
Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew
by Chicken77778888 November 7, 2019
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Matthew

Guy 1- what the fuck, get off my girl
Guy 2-yeah you matthew
by COOCHIESLAYER999 November 11, 2019
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Matthew

A guy who loves ceci tuccitto
he is such a matthew (ceci)
by JMONTAE November 12, 2019
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Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares
Wow, I've never wanted to finger my self more. Matthew is really awesome
by Phatbonnersixtyniner November 14, 2019
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Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew
by Litty john November 16, 2019
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