A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.
Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”
by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024
Get the Matthew Bekelemug. Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the Matthew drinkwatermug. The name Matthew comes from the bible. A Matthew is usually a "King" in bed and knows how to please a women without trying. He's VERY athletic and very sweet, a matthew also will usually not make friends unless he believes they will be good for him, or help him in the future with problems, matthew also is usually a guy who doesn't get to the point that well but when he does it's a shock that what he said. A Matthew is someone you should stay with forever and never leave and love unconditionally until your last breath. Matthew is amazingly perfect hands down.
Matthew is so perfect.
by Ms.Selena12345 September 14, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 21, 2020
Get the Matthew Nagisa1000mug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a sweet charming guy who is super funny and always makes peoples day. He is hurt right now because of a girl but is healing. Matthew will also be a good boyfriend preferably to a girl whose name starts with an A,N or H.
by lovemeyoufool December 2, 2022
Get the Matthewmug.