matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020

Matthew Copeland

Name to describe an in the closet homosexual pedophile. Also really weird and brings up talking points about the weather and how the day is going. The biggest Melvin on the planet.

Wow Matthew Copeland, I always thought he was gay.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 13, 2022

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

Matthew Waggoner

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.

Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

by therealchanceadams April 27, 2024

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

by H0undy October 10, 2025