Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 09, 2023

Schlatt Machine

A Schlatt Machine is basically a slot machine in Minecraft and you use Schlatt Coins as currency to use it, only in Minecraft.

Damn, can I use that schlatt machine you have their I have schlatt nigger coins.

by Gianbarlo's fuck buddy June 12, 2019

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

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dice machine

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made

"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"

by Mother Licker October 16, 2007

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

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whore claw machine

one who grabs titties

i'm a whore claw machine

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023