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penis machine

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can
"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".
by Sam morph September 22, 2017
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bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo May 11, 2018
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lean green mean cream machine

lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
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Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
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Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
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Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
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Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
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