Michael Lang

The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.

wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."

by lifein69:) April 04, 2010

Michael

Is A yong boy that does not like girls only guys

I like guys Michael said

by Lolxdfunnystuff February 22, 2018

Michael Barrymore

Revered chuckle-meister and Drew Barrymore's dad

Well bugger me, I never knew that Michael Barrymore was Drew's dad !

by Chris S - Mcr June 12, 2006

michael gleason

a front runner

John - Hey Luke, did you see Auburn beat Alabama?
Luke - Since when have you liked Auburn
John - Ever since they beat Alabama
Luke - I fucking hate how much of a Michael Gleason your being right now

by Trippyfrog December 09, 2013

Michael Long

God among all childs. He is founder of the LongBoys basketball team. He feeds on memes. On Passover, Jews put memes out on the front door to avoid their first born getting cheek-clapped by Senpai A.K.A Michael Long. His power level is equal to the the power level of chuck norris times the power level of God. In his free time he goes to ChristianMingle.com

Michael Long walks down to taco bell to get hamburger.

Literally Nobody:

Michael Long:

MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR PERISH IN HELL!!

by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 10, 2019

katie and michael

A perfect couple. These two should be together for the rest of their lives.

Girl: OMG Katie and Michael are perfect for eachother

by Bonnebae March 10, 2019

michael sanders

Bitch ass kid who's ugly as a horses ass and says horse shit to every word you say a horrible person and is a complete pervert and tries to sleep with your friends sister

Michael sanders is a bitch ass

by Michaels sanders bitchass January 14, 2015