Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

Matthew

asian person with slanted eyes
usually good at clash royale
spends money
is asian

looks at matthew “wow he is so asian”

by BigDaddyWall69 December 2, 2020