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matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.
bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands
by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021
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Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
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matthew cade

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!
by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014
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Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
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Matthew

A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^
Person 1: OMGGGGGGG, I just met a Matthew and he soo cute!!
Person 2: Really?! Can we share?!
by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022
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Matthew

a really cute boy with cute southern voice. he is very sweet and any girl would be lucky to have him. dont fuck up a friendship or relationship cuz they are very hard to get back. he is a daddys boy and loves sports like football and base ball. he always wears a hat but always remembers to take it off when at the dinner table or when praying. he has dirty blonde hair that you wish you could run your hands through.
is that matthew yes! isnt he so cute i know, i wish i didnt mess up our friendship
by lyndaaa:) May 29, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is the most generous, thoughtful, affectionate and courageous man you’ll ever have the pleasure to know. He is overwhelmingly handsome, has a kind soul and a pure heart, brave yet humble, sweet but strong. You’ll first be captured by his strikingly beautiful eyes, then lured in by his calming presence. It will take time to acquaint yourself with Matthew’s long list of attributes, as his humility conceals his talent and intellect. The moment Matthew declares his love for you, you can feel certain that he will love you forever. His genuine ability to love all of you unconditionally will bring more joy to your heart than you ever imagined possible. Once you meet Matthew, everything in the world will finally feel right. He is your person, and you are his.
I’m so grateful to have found you, Matthew.
by MYLYWFY November 23, 2021
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