lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period

Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?

by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020

Thong Lady

An attractive woman in her 30’s and 40’s who wears a thong on a daily basis, because she keeps a tight and firm body to be seen publicly in thong.

my brother's wife is sitll very sexy and nice, she is a thong lady.

by sammy200 June 2, 2011

Burger Lady

A fat ignorant woman. A woman that's fond of a good burger ( could also be a kebab, hotdog or garlic and cheese chips), especially after drinking 16 pints of beer.

Well Burger Lady... I was so drunk I shifted a Burger Lady last night. Watch Burger Lady, she'll make short work of that snack box and cheeseburger meal. Jim was pissed and ended up in a fight with some Burger Lady last night.

by The Feekin Deacon March 11, 2018

Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.

When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady

by On The Fritz January 20, 2011

Lady Spoon

Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.

Mrs. "Jones" loves to "Lady Spoon" Mrs. "Smith" in bed, in the pool or where ever she can.

by DHutchF July 7, 2011

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Mammoth Lady

A large, grotesque, hairy creature, usually referred to as a Courtney. Can be found in Northwestern Oklahoma and Pennsylvania. Close cousin to the Anal Emu. Often makes a sound like "Uuuuuurrghh, darb darb, uga boog. Let me suck your cock." Feeds mainly on cock sweat, produced by dirty mexicans that come from landfills.

Oh look, there goes Courtney the Mammoth Lady. She must have licked some cock sweat recently. Boy, is she fat.... So how is Lupe the Landfill monkey doing anyway?

by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010