Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
Get the Driveby Knuckle Childrenmug. If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025
Get the Knuckle Bagelmug. 1. Don't be such a fuck knuckle.
2. That fuck knuckle crossed the highway without looking.
3. If you're going to be a fuck knuckle, you can piss off.
2. That fuck knuckle crossed the highway without looking.
3. If you're going to be a fuck knuckle, you can piss off.
by xxxxmints May 17, 2017
Get the fuck knucklemug. Person 1: damn!! You really gave him a taste of your knuckle sandwich!
Person 2: Eh.. it was more of a knuckle panini just because how anxious I was.
Person 2: Eh.. it was more of a knuckle panini just because how anxious I was.
by Potato_chat June 30, 2021
Get the Knuckle paninimug. A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012
Get the Blue Knucklemug. So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich
by Koltinn May 18, 2024
Get the five knuckle sandwichmug. A man with such a small dick that all it feels like when he fucks a woman is him fucking her with the knuckle on his fist.
HER: Enough playing around stick it in already
HIM: What you talking about Willis? It is in!
HER: I should have known you'd be a fuck knuckle.
HIM: What you talking about Willis? It is in!
HER: I should have known you'd be a fuck knuckle.
by Cereal Killer Bitch March 20, 2017
Get the Fuck Knucklemug.