Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
Get the Jordan Pmug. by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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by indirecterection October 9, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.
by Glow April 22, 2022
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Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
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by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocummug. Some balding fat nigga thats gonna die at 25 of a heart attack. Nobody likes him because he smells like a baboon
Person A: "Is jordan in?"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
Person B: "How did you miss him? He is the size of jupiter and you can smell him a mile away"
by Imkubo November 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug.