1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

by Cage gay February 10, 2020

by anonymous February 25, 2022

by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

Hym "The Johnny Depp art is good actually. From what I saw it was a bunch of portraits with dynamic hair and borders. Very good."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

by Jaylen Hayes January 21, 2022

Slang for someone with a huge ego. They typically surf or skateboard and have long hair . you can only be aJohnny if you are male. Aka douchebag
by Mast3rBu1lder May 11, 2021
