Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space

*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG

by You are waste August 8, 2017

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Human Butane Fill

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.

"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"

by ALPH4 May 4, 2012

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.

I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.

by B.R.N. August 28, 2022