glasses

your vision is blurry

people who wear glasses can't see well lol

by Ohbo July 31, 2021

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.

Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."

by Markosia July 1, 2023

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

Broke the glass

You can return to normal does not mean anything just need to be replaced by whoever broke it originally.

she broke the glass in my room now she has to replace my window.

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025

glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.

Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.

by Kalarus April 13, 2022

whiskey in a hot glass

sexual activity in which a women grabs a glass (preferably those tiny ones turkish people use to drink their black tea yk what i mean) and squirts inside of it

A: OH MAN i totally did the whiskey in a hot glass last week
B: damn

by dickcrusherpro95 she/her July 21, 2023