DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.

I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.

by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024

Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.

"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole

"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024

Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.

I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.

by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024

Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.

"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."

by Bromime February 13, 2024