Trail Donkey

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain

We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.

by sacopex February 21, 2004

Donkey Sauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 11, 2018

Autistic Donkey

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Donkey Chip

Something that is holy

The Donkey Chip will be worshipped

by danathome2 July 27, 2020

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".

"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"

by French Ribiera December 22, 2012

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006