Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019
Get the First class drinking seshmug. The last batch of seniors graduating in early 2020s (Born in 2006), they are the most daring ones. The class which shows juniors their "aukaat" and beats the fuck out of them. Overall, they rule high school.
Kid 1: Yo, that class of 2024 dude beat up someone 3 years elder than him!
Kid 2: Man they be built different.
Kid 2: Man they be built different.
by jack_the_senior_06 October 29, 2023
Get the class of 2024mug. Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted
by Oscar (mrs Jalberts class) April 30, 2024
Get the Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbertmug. -Eating with you sir,is?impossible!
-Why?
-`p class men are a sort that doesn,t let us do or eat,gulping e'en is impossible for the first of food by!
-Why?
-`p class men are a sort that doesn,t let us do or eat,gulping e'en is impossible for the first of food by!
by now name February 9, 2023
Get the `p classmug. People in the Class of 2042 are going to grow up in the worst era for pollution, feel bad for them 😢
by aPeerson February 21, 2024
Get the class of 2042mug. Another word for "Boring".
by mdwmq March 29, 2023
Get the English Classmug.