girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
Get the boyfriend's bloodmug. The boyfriend effect is basically when your boyfriend comes to visit your place (or you go to visit his) and somehow your room ends up looking like absolute anarchy. The boyfriends presence somehow made the room go from completely organized to post apocalyptic…even though he literally didn’t do anything…and no one knows why.
“Sorry girl! My room’s a mess! I had it real clean this morning.”
“Don’t worry about it! Did your man visit today?”
“Yeah. He just left actually.”
“Aah that’s why then…it’s the boyfriend effect.”
“Don’t worry about it! Did your man visit today?”
“Yeah. He just left actually.”
“Aah that’s why then…it’s the boyfriend effect.”
by Miloca March 23, 2024
Get the boyfriend effectmug. her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
Get the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Daymug. The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.
He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!
by Laura_Palmer February 27, 2024
Get the Labrador Boyfriendmug. when you flirt and walk with someone in the hallway , walk them to class to class , but u guys are just friends nothing more n everyone thinks you two are dating but you’re not.
by Gsgsgdggd February 8, 2023
Get the hallway boyfriendmug. A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
Get the Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday daymug.