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man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea
CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.
by prancing charlie April 28, 2005
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Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.
yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"
by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008
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booby snatch

Similar to a booby trap; a booby snatch is a vaginal trap. The victim is tricked into touching a vagina.
"The Delta Zetas are notorious for their booby snatching. It's not my fault they're such bullies."
by Fluff mah Buttcheeks April 2, 2009
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Boobiquitous Gaze

A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.
Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.
by Bill Jones, Sr. September 19, 2009
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booby dollar

When a stripper will place your face between her tits and use her boobs to take the dollar out of your mouth when she pulls away.
Joe: Wow, Sterling is such a beautiful woman...

Ralph: Well, what're you waiting for? Go get a booby dollar from her.
by Dedao do pe October 16, 2009
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boobaflauge

The use of ones chest to take attention off of other things, attributes, etc. Typically used by females to take attention away from unattractive attributes. This is a particular tactic of butterfaces.
Dude, you were fooled by her boobaflauge, she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
by mo-paintball.com March 19, 2011
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boobcramp

cronic crampage of the breastical

miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing

.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."

.spontaneous childbirth

.pink eye
.depression

.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed

cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
.death

people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community

.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's

.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts

- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice
help is out there.

' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?'

' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!'

"i've got the boobcramp blues..."

'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five.

She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul"
by kylacoon July 17, 2011
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