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jew vual

OMG look theres jew vual!
by jason1212 August 13, 2007
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farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.
"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!
by eli_whitney December 22, 2008
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Top Jew

A term used to denote someone who exemplifies the characteristics and behaviors popular associated associated with Judaism. Some typical attributes of a Top Jew include but are not limited to: an immense nose, a well-maintained individual, one possessing vast amounts of knowledge relating to great deals, shortcuts while driving and other helpful advice, one who is very intellectual and smart, one who can be observed in services in his shul every Friday night, one who is very caring and compassionate towards his family and friends, one with a refined sense of humor.
Guy #1: See that guy over there with the glasses chowing down on that everything bagel?

Guy #2: yeah, looks like Top Jew! just look at his nose, it's six feet long!
by nyc123 May 18, 2013
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jew goo

i wonder if anne frank got any jew goo on her from peter
by dskfjhcjlknvclxkjfds January 16, 2020
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cool jews

Interchangeable for the phrase "cool beans". Only cool people use "cool jews" instead of "cool beans".
Person 1: Hey, you made varsity!
Person 2: Whoa, dude, cool Jews!
by barmitzfahman August 29, 2010
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Ichy Jew

An Ichy Jew is a prostitute, who injects themselves with heroine using needles that have been used bu other people. An Ichy Jew is also infected with: syphilis, chlamydia, genital warts, herpes, gonaria and bacterial vaginosis. They also have crabs and do their own blood transfusions.

The name originated from the first 10 Japanese numbers. 1 is Ich which relates to the STI's. 10 is Jew, and there are 10 factors to being an Ichy Jew.
*The Japanese numbers are not spelt like that it is just the sound.
"OMG look at that girl over there!"
"Eeeww she is such an Ichy Jew!"
"Eww IKR?!"

"OMG did you here about (name)?"
"No? Whats up?"
"Aparently she's an Ichy Jew"
"*Gasp* No way?!"
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jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010
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