When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick
by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020
A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.
(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)
by coolkidthatiscool May 02, 2022
When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.
by scrimm November 03, 2018
by word guy [[[[ December 05, 2024
by Blastnoice August 21, 2020
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025