“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
Bunch of dickwads who think they are good at games who go into a competiitve match thinking they are the be all/end all.
by TrapsAreGay0401 January 24, 2019
the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
by mach4motorboat August 24, 2010
Person 1: I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!
*High five*
Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!
by Wellmanator October 29, 2008
John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'!
Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that.
Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today...
John F. Kennedy: In good faith!
Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out.
Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost!
John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations...
Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in...
John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down.
(zombies break in)
Richard Nixon: Oh my God!
Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached.
John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression.
John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load!
Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution.
Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President?
Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?
John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.
by T.A.D.E member October 08, 2020
The playful act of an athlete or coach slapping a teammate on the butt after a great play. It can be used in all sports, even female athletes extra-low five.
After LeSean McCoy made that sweet 14 yard touchdown run. Chip Kelly had no choice but to give his favorite player a good old fashioned extra-low five as he ran off the field.
by 6FingazInDaFlesh October 12, 2014
About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 23, 2021