October 9 2008

Only the BADDEST BITCHES are born on this day. Coolest ppl on earth frfr 🗣️‼️

Person 1: When’s your birthday??
Person 2: October 9 2008
Person 1: ohhh thats why ur so amazing

by kokichilikespee July 20, 2023

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023

Elon Musk#9

Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.

Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 18, 2015

9 fingers up

if you hold 9 fingers up on a photo, it means that you pull zero b*tches and you're only attracted by naked men.

you also have a 1 inch mini cock

William: "Look Stephan is holding 9 fingers up"

Dylan: "I know that means that he has no ballseed"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022

MQ-9 Reaper

Allah's worst dream

يا إلهي، الأمريكي الغبي يطير بآلة القتل MQ-9 Reaper في السماء
Oh my God, the stupid American is flying the MQ-9 Reaper killing machine into the sky

by Oils Lover October 29, 2023